I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
zippers are such a cool invention
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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