she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize