it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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