oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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