My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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