Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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