you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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