He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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