Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
