Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You made out with two different species that night
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
FUCK WHALES
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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