you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
did i walk over a car last night?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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