Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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