Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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