honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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