i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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