Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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