We need to start having sex underwater more often.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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