So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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