Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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