He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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