can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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