I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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