He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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