so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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