Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
now i know why i became what i already was.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My ass is underappreciated
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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