I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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