everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Two words: nipple clamps
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