Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
i think im in europe. pls send help
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