Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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