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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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