Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
It's rum buckets o'clock
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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