She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences In Dating Men And Women
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this