Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
where does the pee come out of this thing
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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