absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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