I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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