so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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