my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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