I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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