I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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