it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Buhtt sex?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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