return my video game
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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