She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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