take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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