That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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