So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
