Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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