please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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