Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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