pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
