It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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