The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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