oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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