new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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