i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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