i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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