Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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