I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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